THE DORK MISTRESS !

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male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND

Source: emerald--city

I like a lot of cool things, but do a lot of boring stuff.

Enjoy!

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Finland here I come :)

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ruireno:

A larger size:D

Adorbs!

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Wayne Brady calls “bullshit” on Bill Maher.

I would be happy if anyone beat Maher’s ass in public, but...

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